Song Parodies

Dynamite


I Came to Sell Crack Crack Crack Crack
Dont stop me cos i cant turn back back back back
Here want some Crack Crack Crack Crack
Dont Stop me cos i cant turn back back back back

And i Sell More and More and Moooooooooore

And i Sell more and More And Mooooooooore

We Came Here Here to Resist Drugs

So We Can Beat Thugs

Dont try To Celebrate and smoke some crack

you'll become an addick


I Came ti smash smash smash smash
me fists fists cant really bash bash bash
but i cant still smash come crack smash
i can make a potato mash mash


And i Sell More and More and Moooooooooore

And i Sell more and More And Mooooooooore

Eeenie Meenie

im not trying to do you you you yu yu

altough you are a jew jew jew jew jew

Cos yuo make me wanna hurl hurl hurl hurl hurl

I Wish you would go away cos ur a girl Girl

Friday

Not From the Start

Gotta take the pill gotta have ceereal
take a huge dump in the toilet bowl
****************************** missing line

Gotta get down to the bus stop
where i see a car ****************************
He driving in the front seat
trying to abduct me
Which seat should i take


Its Friday Friday
Im so Slutty on friday

wat about the i'll throw a grenade at u

uhh i need help wif tht oone

Ill throw a greande at ya
strike a blade at ya



anyways come up wif your own version cos i dont know

ok BTW i couldn't play matletics i had badminton

This Is A Real Song


I was down at the New Amsterdam staring at this yellow-haired girl
Mr. Jones strikes up a conversation with this black-haired flamenco dancer
She dances while his father plays guitar
She's suddenly beautiful
We all want something beautiful
I wish I was beautiful
So come dance this silence down through the morning
Cut Maria! Show me some of them Spanish dances
Pass me a bottle, Mr. Jones
Believe in me
Help me believe in anything
I want to be someone who believes

Mr. Jones and me tell each other fairy tales
Stare at the beautiful women
"She's looking at you. Ah, no, no, she's looking at me."
Smiling in the bright lights
Coming through in stereo
When everybody loves you, you can never be lonely

I will paint my picture
Paint myself in blue and red and black and gray
All of the beautiful colors are very very meaningful
Grey is my favorite color
I felt so symbolic yesterday
If I knew Picasso
I would buy myself a gray guitar and play

Mr. Jones and me look into the future
Stare at the beautiful women
"She's looking at you.
Uh, I don't think so. She's looking at me."
Standing in the spotlight
I bought myself a gray guitar
When everybody loves me, I will never be lonely

I want to be a lion
Everybody wants to pass as cats
We all want to be big big stars, but we got different reasons for thatBelieve in me because I don't believe in anything
and I want to be someone to believe

Mr. Jones and me stumbling through the barrio
Yeah we stare at the beautiful women
"She's perfect for you, Man, there's got to be somebody for me."
I want to be Bob Dylan
Mr. Jones wishes he was someone just a little more funky
When everybody loves you, son, that's just about as funky as you can be

Mr. Jones and me staring at the video
When I look at the television, I want to see me staring right back at me
We all want to be big stars, but we don't know why and we don't know how
But when everybody loves me, I'm going to be just about as happy as can be
Mr. Jones and me, we're gonna be big stars..

did u create the song

no

i searched mr jones on google

Lol

so make up your own songs

Its time 2 move move to a colder place
With Terrible Views
And Limited Space
Where Theres Room for hate
And Crying With In
Theres room for old
Memories to sink in
Its a way worse place youll own

Da
Da
Da

Its Matthews Home

Its time to move to an arctic base
All you can see
is frozen waste
where theres room for cold
and its icy within
where theres room for frostbite
to slowly sink in
its the coldest place youll own

Da
Da
Da


Its Matthews Home


Its Time to move to intergalactic space
with nothing to view
an airtight space
where theres room for Mars And Venus Within
Where theres room for Jupiter To Slowly Leak In
Its The Most SPACEIOUS place youll own

Da
Da
Da

Its Matthews Home


Its Time to move to a german place
With Hitler To View
An awesome place
Where theres no room for jews
and theres nazi's within
Where theres room matthew
to especially live in

DA
DA
DA
Its the most german place youll own
its matthews home



Its time to move to an nuclear PLace
All you can see ... toxic waste
where theres a room for ...............
where

D

real song

Mr. Samberg Thanks for coming to your performance review

No problem

So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?

Absolutely, I'm the boss

Okay, so take us through a day in the life of the boss

Well the first thing I do is...


Talk to to corporate (like a boss)

Approve memos (like a boss)

Lead a workshop (like a boss)

Remember birthdays (like a boss)

Direct workflow (like a boss)

My own bathroom (like a boss)

Micromanage (like a boss)

Promote Synergy (like a boss)

Hit on Debra (like a boss)

Get rejected (like a boss)

Swallow sadness (like a boss)

Send some faxes (like a boss)

Call a sex line (like a boss)

Cry deeply (like a boss)

Demand a refund (like a boss)

Eat a bagel (like a boss)

Harrassment lawsuit (like a boss)

No promotion (like a boss)

Fifth of vodka (like a boss)

Shit on Debra's desk (like a boss)

Buy a gun (like a boss)

In my mouth (like a boss)

Oh fuck man I can't fucking do it... shit!

Pussy out (like a boss)

Puke on Debra's desk (like a boss)

Jump out the window (like a boss)


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Suck a dude's dick (like a boss)

Score some coke (like a boss)

Crash my car (like a boss)

Suck my own dick (like a boss)

Eat some chicken strips (like a boss)

Chop my balls off (like a boss)

Black out in the sewer (like a boss)

Meet a giant fish (like a boss)

Fuck its brains out (like a boss)

Turn into a jet (like a boss)

Bomb the Russians (like a boss)

Crash into the sun (like a boss)

Now I'm dead (like a boss)


Uh huh. So that's an average day for you then?

No doubt

You chop your balls off and die?

Hell yeah

And I think at one point there you said something about sucking your own dick

Nope!

Actually I'm pretty sure you did

Nah, that ain't me

Okay, well this has been eye opening for me

I'm the boss

Yeah, no I got that. You said it about four-hundred times

I'm the boss

Yeah yeah I got it!

I'm the boss

No I heard you, see ya later

LIKE A BOSS!

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