2016 USA Presidential Election

In modern New Zealand, there is often a large amount of apathy surrounding political issues. This can lead to the reelection of idiots such as John Key.

In an attempt to remedy this apathy, I have created this thread and a poll so you can have your say on American politics.

I will begin by openly declaring my support for Ray Sipe of the newly founded Ostrich Party. His most promising policies include 'sticking our heads in the ground, and things will work out somehow,' and the revolutionary Sipe-o-care.

The Sipe-o-care policies basically involve diverting funds from Obamacare (a failed programme) to Sipe-o-care. Sipe-o-care is a government subsidy for the gaming industry, so American citizens can purchase video games for a lower price. This is important as it will improve the quality of games and therefore the quality of life of people playing video games.

There is the issue of worsening healthcare due to the dropping of Obamacare. However, this is largely a non-issue. Firstly, Obamacare didn't really do all that much good for anyone anyway. Secondly, good health and longer lifespans should be secondary to one's enjoyment of their life. Sipe-o-care will provide this enjoyment, improving quality of life throughout the United States.

Ray Sipe is clearly the only choice for America. Don't vote for damn commies like Bernie Sanders and bloody conservatives like Hillary Clinton.

Vote Ray Sipe.

Why am i not an option

I think it's quite funny that this poll that I posted a year ago didn't include the person/meme who is probably going to win the entire election, DONALD J. TRUMP.

lol that was a joke

lol whoever voted Vladimir Putin got it right lol