Pirate Poem Parodies

Pirate poem parodies. Make them, and comment on them.

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The Other

Admiral Bluecoat - Verse 1

Admiral Bluecoat was a brave soul,
Stuck in a mine, shoveling coal,
He spent all day in that cave,
Cos' he really enjoyed, being a slave,

on the ocean in dawns first light
there was a kid flying a kite
the kite got stuck in an ocean tree
but the kids expression full of glee

Tonight for weather on 1 news

it will be a dark and stormy night at sea
tomorrow the sun is back out but it will be cloudy
Also there will be a gust of northrly wind followed by a chance of drizle

siveram's pirat poem

2 pirate ships landing ashore
an old man walked out of a door
the old man yawns and says "we're here"
"and i'm sure the townfolks are really near"

the pirate crew look for town
all wielding big fat frowns
"i see the town" the first mate cries
"but the tavern is nowhere nigh"

Genevieve's pirate poem

drifting into the arctic sea
swimming people 1 2 3...
from the west there was a light breeze
and the people were all going to freeze

The Cheap Singer Sung and the Pirate car sank

Leaving the town with a colossal blank

we've drowned our car the first mate cries

he asks the waitress can i have fries

Georgia Strang's PP

On Land In the Rip of dusk

lay an elephant with out a tusk

Among the people watching him rot

No Handed Jane wanted to DEEP FRY the Lot

with a bullet in the head and a dagger in his chest
that was the day redblade survived

captain skullbash th great buccaneer
even though every one thought he was queer

one the horizon, crack of dawn,
twas a huge, abnormal, large corn,
many tried to eat it but it was to big,
even for the hungriest pig

Twooo Pirate Ships landing ashore
Along with them came an ugly boar
The crew hear a deafening whisper
WHAT IS THIS MY CHIPS ARE SOFT, I WANT THEM CRISPER

she Asked for a refund, the man said no
"we cant give you a refund you'll have to go"
What the ****. im sueing u
and he pointed to the boy "im sueing u to

up at the hill the hot chips come '
it was the food he was fantasising about becuase he brain had gone numb
the chips were cornered
the pirates were starved
despite all this no chicken legs carved

the last chip was covered in ketchup
same as the bodies drowned in fresh up
they had all drowned in the same sea
all of their expressions full of glee

on the ocean in dawns first light
a pirate ship lay in its plight
searching for treasure and suing for gold
buying treasure while it was being sold

the crew were told they would by dieing
all while the captains undies were drying
but the pirate did not care
for, the had nothing to wear

argh me hearties the captain says
why are me undies swimming away?
the time is now for them to burn
and time for the next bunch to start to learn

do be apropiate

Cap'n Bloodsmirk Freezing cold
around him a blanket of gold

CHRISTOOHER ADMITTED AT P.E ON WEDNESDAY THE 13 OF APRIL THAT HE WAS THE OTHER

OMG!!!!!! Every one rape chris

111

ya Hello Mon

I Found The Serial Rapist From a few year ago mon

Police: Oh Cool Mon

(lifeless paper was the genarals roar)(a hard puzzle was what he saw)(skull and crossbones in the air)(for this newspaper is my only fear)

RA wrote:siveram's pirat poem

2 pirate ships landing ashore
an old man walked out of a door
the old man yawns and says "we're here"
"and i'm sure the townfolks are really near"

the pirate crew look for town
all wielding big fat frowns
"i see the town" the first mate cries
"but the tavern is nowhere nigh"

Siv-a-ram

2 pirate ships sucked my b**ls
as the crew laughed just for lols
the pirate captain walks out of the door
but in seconds he stepped into a saw

the crew watched with puzzled frowns
for, the captain had turned into a clown
a spanish person suddenly appears
the crew laughs as he nears

shame siv ur on my foes list

kool

bones